I've often complained there's not enough gay sex in literature. 
A kid's review. 
Yeah this point ruined the whole novel for me. 
It isn't Weekend Web without some Harry Potter shit. 
If that chick grows really big tits and I mean really huge tits would they have to digitally alter them so it doesn't get in the way of the story? I mean, is it a concern in the back of the producers heads when they work with growing actors and actresses. Like if Harry comes out of puberty with a generous package does it detract from the film? If anything it adds. 
I'm so confused! 
Micro$haft strikes again! 
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The Men Must Pay for What They Did to the Footballs
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
Make Sitcoms Worse!
'Sitcoms are so bad that they couldn't GET any worse haha.' 'Whoa buddy you're wrong... dead wrong!'
Pocket Products!
Not pocket-SIZED products, but actual pockets for your socks, underwear. Cover your body in pockets!
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