I've often complained there's not enough gay sex in literature.

A kid's review.

Yeah this point ruined the whole novel for me.

It isn't Weekend Web without some Harry Potter shit.

If that chick grows really big tits and I mean really huge tits would they have to digitally alter them so it doesn't get in the way of the story? I mean, is it a concern in the back of the producers heads when they work with growing actors and actresses. Like if Harry comes out of puberty with a generous package does it detract from the film? If anything it adds.

I'm so confused!

Micro$haft strikes again!

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