Magical girls are the ones who would be willing to go out with this guy. Too bad magic isn't real...



Thanks Amazon, for letting these two people come together and have a conversation.



Haha they used his voice to make a duet with Britanny Spears? You might as well dig a brother up and remake Weekend At Bernie's starring 2Pac.



Let me be perfectly honest here. I would rather they had executed this guy instead of Saddam.



When you've hit that point where you feel compelled to ask if there's a more racy version of Mean Girls it's really time to end it all.



Yeah he's serious Douggie.



I respect rap.



Hey another over-analytical fake goon review. Exciting.

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