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I coulda used a plastic cooking spoon to masturbate, and indeed I did.



A series of unfortunate events.



Do you ever think those guys in the character suits at Disneyland ever rub one out if they are bored? I mean, those things are pretty bulky so you could probably jerk off and nobody would notice.



Hey screw you kid. Landmine sucks!



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God I love rap album reviews. I could read this all day.



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