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Well, it could never be the same as getting a rectal exam. I refuse to believe it!
I coulda used a plastic cooking spoon to masturbate, and indeed I did.
A series of unfortunate events.
Do you ever think those guys in the character suits at Disneyland ever rub one out if they are bored? I mean, those things are pretty bulky so you could probably jerk off and nobody would notice.
Hey screw you kid. Landmine sucks!
God I love rap album reviews. I could read this all day.
Female Domination, it saved our marriage!
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After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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