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I coulda used a plastic cooking spoon to masturbate, and indeed I did.

A series of unfortunate events.

Do you ever think those guys in the character suits at Disneyland ever rub one out if they are bored? I mean, those things are pretty bulky so you could probably jerk off and nobody would notice.

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