Here is an example of every guild recruitment thread ever. A guy who takes video games way too seriously invites others to join his little video game club and bumps it constantly until the end of time. I love clan/guild recruitment threads. The following couple pages showcase some of my favorites.

He learned how to play videogames in the army.

14-year-old needs a clan! HELP!

Haha he doesn't want to waste valuable time and yet he plays World of WarCraft.

Joining clans is hard.

This is the only clan I'd consider joining.

Most clan names are randomly generated by a complex algorithm which generates the gayest name possible.

Raiding sure is stressful. I'm glad I found a clan that values a calm raiding experience.

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