We found one guild that takes itself more seriously than any I've ever seen. I present to you the Valar Guild.









Guild membership is not something you are given, it's something you earn. Remember that.



Special thanks goes out to my homeboys from BYOB. They are catpunch2006, NATIVITY MULE!, da 2pacolypse, Virgin Married, King Bowflexious, big duck equals goose, Dharma Chameleon, Rubber Tucky, CyborgPanda, Bigopinion, Winter Bonfire Sacrifice, SuperMario, Tuna Tataki, HulkaMatt, XXXStockingStuffers, Bag of Glass, Keeks, Jesus Krist, Needs More Ditka, Snortimer, Dr. Bluman, Pinefresh, Supermanisdead, Funkentelechy, Greed, antek, doublehawk00, and ktarthan. Next week we'll take a look at more wacky forums and maybe, just maybe, find love.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

More The Weekend Web

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.