We found one guild that takes itself more seriously than any I've ever seen. I present to you the Valar Guild.
Guild membership is not something you are given, it's something you earn. Remember that.
Special thanks goes out to my homeboys from BYOB. They are catpunch2006, NATIVITY MULE!, da 2pacolypse, Virgin Married, King Bowflexious, big duck equals goose, Dharma Chameleon, Rubber Tucky, CyborgPanda, Bigopinion, Winter Bonfire Sacrifice, SuperMario, Tuna Tataki, HulkaMatt, XXXStockingStuffers, Bag of Glass, Keeks, Jesus Krist, Needs More Ditka, Snortimer, Dr. Bluman, Pinefresh, Supermanisdead, Funkentelechy, Greed, antek, doublehawk00, and ktarthan. Next week we'll take a look at more wacky forums and maybe, just maybe, find love.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.