719528 eventually found some pictures of monster trucks doing donuts and nodded smugly at the computer screen.
Like hell you will, jerk.
Someone's making a killing in the pets business.
I'm not even going to analyze it, I'm just going to move on and hope I forget about it.
I get this weird feeling that 279971 was a really high mucky-muck in an important government office somewhere just sitting around using the Internet when a red hotline phone sitting on a cake plate started ringing.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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