719528 eventually found some pictures of monster trucks doing donuts and nodded smugly at the computer screen.
Like hell you will, jerk.
Someone's making a killing in the pets business.
I'm not even going to analyze it, I'm just going to move on and hope I forget about it.
I get this weird feeling that 279971 was a really high mucky-muck in an important government office somewhere just sitting around using the Internet when a red hotline phone sitting on a cake plate started ringing.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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