719528 eventually found some pictures of monster trucks doing donuts and nodded smugly at the computer screen.
Like hell you will, jerk.
Someone's making a killing in the pets business.
I'm not even going to analyze it, I'm just going to move on and hope I forget about it.
I get this weird feeling that 279971 was a really high mucky-muck in an important government office somewhere just sitting around using the Internet when a red hotline phone sitting on a cake plate started ringing.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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