At least this person has a working sense of SHAME.
Nobody ever says Easter is their favorite holiday. It probably has to do with the 3-day-old cookies.
This image seems to be missing several "y'alls" and a "dag nabbit" or two.
Heroin makes babies more communicative! Did you know that heroin babies are 80% more likely to be able to say "Let's hit up that gas station for some cash," before other babies?
8242245 is a nice old spinster lady with an ugly secret.
Oh, huge departure there, 8936521. Huge.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
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