At least this person has a working sense of SHAME.
Nobody ever says Easter is their favorite holiday. It probably has to do with the 3-day-old cookies.
This image seems to be missing several "y'alls" and a "dag nabbit" or two.
Heroin makes babies more communicative! Did you know that heroin babies are 80% more likely to be able to say "Let's hit up that gas station for some cash," before other babies?
8242245 is a nice old spinster lady with an ugly secret.
Oh, huge departure there, 8936521. Huge.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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