At least this person has a working sense of SHAME.
Nobody ever says Easter is their favorite holiday. It probably has to do with the 3-day-old cookies.
This image seems to be missing several "y'alls" and a "dag nabbit" or two.
Heroin makes babies more communicative! Did you know that heroin babies are 80% more likely to be able to say "Let's hit up that gas station for some cash," before other babies?
8242245 is a nice old spinster lady with an ugly secret.
Oh, huge departure there, 8936521. Huge.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
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