At least this person has a working sense of SHAME.

Nobody ever says Easter is their favorite holiday. It probably has to do with the 3-day-old cookies.

This image seems to be missing several "y'alls" and a "dag nabbit" or two.

Heroin makes babies more communicative! Did you know that heroin babies are 80% more likely to be able to say "Let's hit up that gas station for some cash," before other babies?

8242245 is a nice old spinster lady with an ugly secret.

Oh, huge departure there, 8936521. Huge.

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