At least this person has a working sense of SHAME.
Nobody ever says Easter is their favorite holiday. It probably has to do with the 3-day-old cookies.
This image seems to be missing several "y'alls" and a "dag nabbit" or two.
Heroin makes babies more communicative! Did you know that heroin babies are 80% more likely to be able to say "Let's hit up that gas station for some cash," before other babies?
8242245 is a nice old spinster lady with an ugly secret.
Oh, huge departure there, 8936521. Huge.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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