At least this person has a working sense of SHAME.
Nobody ever says Easter is their favorite holiday. It probably has to do with the 3-day-old cookies.
This image seems to be missing several "y'alls" and a "dag nabbit" or two.
Heroin makes babies more communicative! Did you know that heroin babies are 80% more likely to be able to say "Let's hit up that gas station for some cash," before other babies?
8242245 is a nice old spinster lady with an ugly secret.
Oh, huge departure there, 8936521. Huge.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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