This is all real, a person could not write this stuff. Well, they could, but they'd probably end up getting stabbed or something.

If I looking for frog him name is hopkin green frog

1622152 eventually found the quiz he was looking for and the results were inconclusive.

Bad day, honey?

2620728 is only trying to find out what her nightmare meant, right? Okay, good, we're agreed.

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