Whenever my girlfriend gets her period she's always like, "Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies, stop!" It's really disturbing.


Do you really have to ask?


Damn, and I was going to convert.


They talkin' funny talk.


This is a deal breaker for me. I love that milk. I make ice cream with that milk.


Sorry girls, your womanly sensibilities make you unsuitable to visit a graveyard. That's just the way it is. I don't make the rules!


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