Whenever my girlfriend gets her period she's always like, "Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies, stop!" It's really disturbing.
Do you really have to ask?
Damn, and I was going to convert.
They talkin' funny talk.
This is a deal breaker for me. I love that milk. I make ice cream with that milk.
Sorry girls, your womanly sensibilities make you unsuitable to visit a graveyard. That's just the way it is. I don't make the rules!
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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