Whenever my girlfriend gets her period she's always like, "Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies, stop!" It's really disturbing.
Do you really have to ask?
Damn, and I was going to convert.
They talkin' funny talk.
This is a deal breaker for me. I love that milk. I make ice cream with that milk.
Sorry girls, your womanly sensibilities make you unsuitable to visit a graveyard. That's just the way it is. I don't make the rules!
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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