Take the drama to your mama and throw mama from the train!


MY RAMP. PLEASE RESPECT MY VIRTUAL RAMP.


Yes, we all love Roller Coaster Tycoon...


Okay we get it. The game is da bombest, dopest shiet.


SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT ROLLER COASTER TYCOON ALREADY.


*hangs self*


Keep on keepin' it real, bro.


I want to give a very special thanks to Crumbunist, Foggy, DCAnderson, Secks, Hawkstein, Anukahn, softbomb, ryborg, Man of Steel Wool, and Hyrolf Pyjama, who all think the title to the new Indiana Jones movie is pretty stupid.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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