Is TV Guide a book?

Yeah, I'm not exactly surprised that you despise books.

I see you are very well read.

Ugh, ignore the troll. Gilmore Girls was the best show on television. I really enjoyed the relationship between the mom and her daughter. It was just like how I get along with my daughter. We're really more like sisters.

what do u think abouyt christianity??/

My first vMTV kiss... I will never forget that wonderful day... sigh.

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