The Battle.net forums answer an important question that has been plaguing mankind for years.
The idiocy that runs rampant on Battle.net is so bad that it even shows up when they can't figure out how to log in.
Anything thats called "Tragically L337" can't be funny.
That age policy is bullshit. Half of Battle.net users are under 13 anyway.
What a deal!
Oh yeah! Girls love to hear, "NICE ASS!" from a carload of thugs at nine o'clock at night.
For as long as there are CD-Keys there will be people who "lose" them and ask for your key on internet message boards.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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