Sorry, but I don't really understand the question.

On the Diablo 2 board "Blitzace" is a lover, not a fighter.

The lonely seek out the lonely.

Hi my name is "Incandescent" and I can't do my own homework. Please, dear reader who is only looking for information on which stupid unit counters against cheap tank units, answer my pleas for help!

Let's get this said once and for all, THAT BADGER FLASH SHIT IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING TO EVER APPEAR ON THE INTERNET. It's worse than Zero Wing, it's worse than that damn Star Wars kid, and it's worse than the Paris Hilton sex video. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, stop watching, talking about, or praising that video. Thank you.

It's really important to know the sex of the person you're playing against. If you lose and you know it was a woman who beat you, you can then commit suicide out of shame.

I met my online love in a video game! We got married amongst our closest greasy internet nerd friends.

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