If you're black you'd better not step foot in "deathropolis'" country.

OKAY I THINK DIABLO 3 SHOULD HAVE AN ICE CREAM MAN CLASS AND WHEN HE'S MAD HE THROWS ICE CREAM AT ZOMBIES OR DEMONS AND DOGS WITH FECES SPEWING OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND IT DOESN'T WORK AND HE DIES CONSTANTLY.

The folks on the battle.net fan fiction forum are a class act.

Battle.net rap. Enough said.

This guy is pretty into moderating a forum full of morons.

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