With this many fans, zoophilia can't be that bad.
No Officer, I'm one of the good zoophiles.
Try reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost and then segue into the hardcore sex.
The lightning symbolizes nature's way of destruction to each little dog sperm that fights it's way to your eggs.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
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