With this many fans, zoophilia can't be that bad.
No Officer, I'm one of the good zoophiles.
Try reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost and then segue into the hardcore sex.
The lightning symbolizes nature's way of destruction to each little dog sperm that fights it's way to your eggs.
You ask how his day went and he responds, "Fine." Or, you ask what he's up to and he says, "Nothing."
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
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