With this many fans, zoophilia can't be that bad.
No Officer, I'm one of the good zoophiles.
Try reenacting the pottery scene from Ghost and then segue into the hardcore sex.
The lightning symbolizes nature's way of destruction to each little dog sperm that fights it's way to your eggs.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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