Do dogfuckers all talk with a lisp or something?
Of all the reasons to not get invited to the yearly Thanksgiving Dinner at your sister's house, it had to be this.
Maybe Ava Devine can help you out! Haha a porn joke!
Uh what does this have to do with me jerking off my ferret?
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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