Do dogfuckers all talk with a lisp or something?
Of all the reasons to not get invited to the yearly Thanksgiving Dinner at your sister's house, it had to be this.
Maybe Ava Devine can help you out! Haha a porn joke!
Uh what does this have to do with me jerking off my ferret?
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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