Do dogfuckers all talk with a lisp or something?

Of all the reasons to not get invited to the yearly Thanksgiving Dinner at your sister's house, it had to be this.

Maybe Ava Devine can help you out! Haha a porn joke!

Uh what does this have to do with me jerking off my ferret?


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