Do dogfuckers all talk with a lisp or something?
Of all the reasons to not get invited to the yearly Thanksgiving Dinner at your sister's house, it had to be this.
Maybe Ava Devine can help you out! Haha a porn joke!
Uh what does this have to do with me jerking off my ferret?
Game of Thrones has mercilessly killed off characters over the years, but these lesser characters are still waiting to meet their fate.
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
day 2: still working on the car
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