Those are great captions and I can't wait to see who wins this prestigious contest.
I would love for Winston Churchill to dominate me and force me to wear pampers while I fart in his face.
Protip: Don't marry a woman that weighs 300 pounds. Also, don't be this guy.
The controversy never stops at Betty's Pub.
I have this same problem.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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