Those are great captions and I can't wait to see who wins this prestigious contest.
I would love for Winston Churchill to dominate me and force me to wear pampers while I fart in his face.
Protip: Don't marry a woman that weighs 300 pounds. Also, don't be this guy.
The controversy never stops at Betty's Pub.
I have this same problem.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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