Those are great captions and I can't wait to see who wins this prestigious contest.
I would love for Winston Churchill to dominate me and force me to wear pampers while I fart in his face.
Protip: Don't marry a woman that weighs 300 pounds. Also, don't be this guy.
The controversy never stops at Betty's Pub.
I have this same problem.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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