Those are great captions and I can't wait to see who wins this prestigious contest.
I would love for Winston Churchill to dominate me and force me to wear pampers while I fart in his face.
Protip: Don't marry a woman that weighs 300 pounds. Also, don't be this guy.
The controversy never stops at Betty's Pub.
I have this same problem.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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