Those are great captions and I can't wait to see who wins this prestigious contest.
I would love for Winston Churchill to dominate me and force me to wear pampers while I fart in his face.
Protip: Don't marry a woman that weighs 300 pounds. Also, don't be this guy.
The controversy never stops at Betty's Pub.
I have this same problem.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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