You know those guys who cheat in StarCraft and Diablo? This is where they post.


Another great idea from a forum full of great ideas.

When you are old and in a nursing home the nurses will think your "angle" wings are pretty bitchin'.

By playing Counter-Strike in the lab weren't you still technically hanging out at school?

You know what I hate about tattos? I hate that in every single porno I watch the stupid slut has a tatto right above her ass on her lower back. That really fucking turns me off.

You are the coolest person I have ever seen!

I should have put down homophobia in my update about fads.

Hilarious chat log. I love it.

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