When you're on government assistance you get into a lot of crazy shit.
Some people have very warped minds? HAHAHAHAHA!
Ughhh I'm going to cum.
Alright enough of this shit. I'm going to vomit.
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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