These boys fancy their ladies to be all tiny-like, going so far as to write stories about shrink rays and sex fantasies.
"Mikachu" is probably somebody's weird-ass 50-year-old uncle.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??
Keep an eye out for the thrilling conclusion in which "Mr. G" gets a job.
I'm not sure what "Deathworks" is saying here, and I honestly don't care to try and analyze it any further.
"Thunderstrike's" cats have been declawed.
Oh boy!! I'm a fucking creep!!!!
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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