The Minimizer

These boys fancy their ladies to be all tiny-like, going so far as to write stories about shrink rays and sex fantasies.

"Mikachu" is probably somebody's weird-ass 50-year-old uncle.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??

Keep an eye out for the thrilling conclusion in which "Mr. G" gets a job.

I'm not sure what "Deathworks" is saying here, and I honestly don't care to try and analyze it any further.

"Thunderstrike's" cats have been declawed.

Oh boy!! I'm a fucking creep!!!!

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