Realest Niggas

If everyone here is so real, why does this seem so much like a bad dream?

I always liked those "Post your shoe size, height, computer specs, penis length, what car you drive, and how many people you've defeated in arm wrestling because I need to compare my pitiful life to yours" threads.

If my house were on fire and I could only save one thing it wouldn't be this post.

Straight outta Compton (Compton, England, not the one with the gangs)

Sounds like a nice lady.

Violence is sometimes the answer.

"rell" and the skateboard guy should get together and bust some skulls.

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