Amanda is very worried about the terrible chemicals that float around in the air, choking the life from defenseless little babies and puppy dogs! She must've heard about the environmental report that says by the year 2008, the Earth will have absolutely NO breathable oxygen left! As you can tell, Amanda is being very ECO-AWARE and asking Kitty the Talking Octopus to provide her with more essential information!
When Mother Earth was first awakened from her blissful slumber, she found her beautiful stretches of land inhabited by cute and adorable animals! They loved to frolic and play in her life-giving sunshine rays every day!
Unfortunately, a mean and vicious animal was created as well - the first human. Nobody is perfect, not even Mother Nature!
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
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