My life is Circus of the fucking Stars compared to this.

"Sydney" is right, this place sounds just like a mental hospital.

"To think this woman is in her 30's!"
"To think this woman is in her 30's!"
"To think this woman is in her 30's!"

They call this cat "Linux" because it doesn't do anything worthwhile on the desktop.


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