What a fucking ripoff.

She's going to need it.

With the type of people that probably post here, it's hard to tell whether "Mylo" is just in character or if he or she really does puke a lot and steal food.

"Ed" takes a kind of perverse delight in making the whole Internet experience as awkward as possible for everyone involved.

Sweet escape can't come soon enough for "Patches."

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