Storypartone1 was lost in a fire.
Everyone take note, "Jeff" from the piss-all-over-the-place forum is responsible for our first interstellar incident.
Sounds like it's time to dust off the ol' resume.
So this is what true love is.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Livespock, Capt_Jim, goggleguy, Sombrerotron, Closeknees, phazer, codefish, enotnert, Marxux, Cowboy Beepbop, iodine, BAD_WES, Incitatus, Mantrain, Squeelookle, Fausdinotoly, and Rainbow.
Know of an awful forum that could be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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