Storypartone1 was lost in a fire.
Everyone take note, "Jeff" from the piss-all-over-the-place forum is responsible for our first interstellar incident.
Sounds like it's time to dust off the ol' resume.
So this is what true love is.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Livespock, Capt_Jim, goggleguy, Sombrerotron, Closeknees, phazer, codefish, enotnert, Marxux, Cowboy Beepbop, iodine, BAD_WES, Incitatus, Mantrain, Squeelookle, Fausdinotoly, and Rainbow.
Know of an awful forum that could be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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