Aww man.

Storypartone1 was lost in a fire.

Everyone take note, "Jeff" from the piss-all-over-the-place forum is responsible for our first interstellar incident.

Sounds like it's time to dust off the ol' resume.

So this is what true love is.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Livespock, Capt_Jim, goggleguy, Sombrerotron, Closeknees, phazer, codefish, enotnert, Marxux, Cowboy Beepbop, iodine, BAD_WES, Incitatus, Mantrain, Squeelookle, Fausdinotoly, and Rainbow.

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