Storypartone1 was lost in a fire.
Everyone take note, "Jeff" from the piss-all-over-the-place forum is responsible for our first interstellar incident.
Sounds like it's time to dust off the ol' resume.
So this is what true love is.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Livespock, Capt_Jim, goggleguy, Sombrerotron, Closeknees, phazer, codefish, enotnert, Marxux, Cowboy Beepbop, iodine, BAD_WES, Incitatus, Mantrain, Squeelookle, Fausdinotoly, and Rainbow.
Know of an awful forum that could be featured in a future Weekend Web? Please send me a link!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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