Wet Set

Folks who post here just looooooooove pissing and shitting all over everything they own and cluing us in on their adventures.

This would be a lot better if "BabyAtWork" was going boom-boom in a car tumbling down a hill.

If anyone breaks the rules and doesn't pee on everything, so help me god.

Thanks to Grant and Debbie for organizing such a lovely church luncheon BEDWETTING CONTEST.

YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND WEAK!!

"somebody real" is from the old school, he's one of the original guys that used to wet the bed back in the day. Not for the fame or glamour, but for the love of the game.

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