Steve is such a great salesperson I just mailed him my wallet and told him to go nuts.
The couple that shits together sits together (At the table (Dinner table))
I remember hearing tales about my teachers as a boy, but those were just silly old legends.
Debbie can put a spark of imagination in your brain and her own special brand of nauseating horror in your heart.
Oh boy I can hardly wait!!
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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