Steve is such a great salesperson I just mailed him my wallet and told him to go nuts.
The couple that shits together sits together (At the table (Dinner table))
I remember hearing tales about my teachers as a boy, but those were just silly old legends.
Debbie can put a spark of imagination in your brain and her own special brand of nauseating horror in your heart.
Oh boy I can hardly wait!!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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