Steve is such a great salesperson I just mailed him my wallet and told him to go nuts.
The couple that shits together sits together (At the table (Dinner table))
I remember hearing tales about my teachers as a boy, but those were just silly old legends.
Debbie can put a spark of imagination in your brain and her own special brand of nauseating horror in your heart.
Oh boy I can hardly wait!!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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