Steve is such a great salesperson I just mailed him my wallet and told him to go nuts.
The couple that shits together sits together (At the table (Dinner table))
I remember hearing tales about my teachers as a boy, but those were just silly old legends.
Debbie can put a spark of imagination in your brain and her own special brand of nauseating horror in your heart.
Oh boy I can hardly wait!!
Can you figure out which clickbait headlines are a gross parody of journalism itself, and which are fake?
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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