• I haven't done a daily dirt in awhile
  • This is because I'm usually finishing my articles at the last minute and I'm too exhausted or rushed to do one. This time isn't that different but what the hell, I'll do one anyway.

    I did another Philosphy Sunday for two reasons. One was that they're fun to write and people seem to like them. Two was that it forced me to start writing several days before hand because they take longer to write than some of my other articles. I was getting kinda tired of writing everything the day it was due.

    And yes, in case you were wondering (you weren't), the Dante one uses the correct rhyme scheme and syllables per line.

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