This is because I'm usually finishing my articles at the last minute and I'm too exhausted or rushed to do one. This time isn't that different but what the hell, I'll do one anyway.
I did another Philosphy Sunday for two reasons. One was that they're fun to write and people seem to like them. Two was that it forced me to start writing several days before hand because they take longer to write than some of my other articles. I was getting kinda tired of writing everything the day it was due.
And yes, in case you were wondering (you weren't), the Dante one uses the correct rhyme scheme and syllables per line.
MAKE BOOK FORUM
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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