Nothing pork rinds and a couple of Pabst Blue Ribbons can't fix!
And the 2009 White Trash Father of the Year Award goes to:
The plasma is awesome and all but the clothesline in the middle of your trailer is very distracting. And why are your Christmas lights still up? It's fucking March bro!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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