Nothing pork rinds and a couple of Pabst Blue Ribbons can't fix!


And the 2009 White Trash Father of the Year Award goes to:


The plasma is awesome and all but the clothesline in the middle of your trailer is very distracting. And why are your Christmas lights still up? It's fucking March bro!


How compassionate!


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