Nothing pork rinds and a couple of Pabst Blue Ribbons can't fix!
And the 2009 White Trash Father of the Year Award goes to:
The plasma is awesome and all but the clothesline in the middle of your trailer is very distracting. And why are your Christmas lights still up? It's fucking March bro!
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