Nothing pork rinds and a couple of Pabst Blue Ribbons can't fix!
And the 2009 White Trash Father of the Year Award goes to:
The plasma is awesome and all but the clothesline in the middle of your trailer is very distracting. And why are your Christmas lights still up? It's fucking March bro!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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