The feminization of the Internet continues unabated. Even our furry forums aren't safe!


I'm going to start a roleplay thread where we are all Imperial Stormtroopers and we are preparing our tax returns. You work 6 months out of the year just to pay the Emperor. Rebel scum!


Shut up.


Simpsons Star Wars?! LOL!


You just don't do that to Jabba.


OH MY!


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– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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