I don't really have anything bad to say about SparkNotes. It's a good resource for the laziest of us to get enough information about a subject so we can bullshit our way through an exam or essay in high school. I owe plenty of B-minuses to SparkNotes myself. What I don't get is why the SparkNotes web site has forums. Why would someone ask for help on a subject from people as stupid as they are? You've already resorted to SparkNotes because you're dumb as hell, please don't talk about anime while you do it.

God damn I love animae!


I NEED THE CLIFF'S NOTES VERSION TO THE GOONIES PLEASE. ANYONE GOT IT???


Thanks. This is just enough to bullshit my way through speech and debate.


Celebrities get special treatment! Film at 11!


Every time I jerk off it's like murdering millions of potential Britney Spearses with a single flush. I'm just doing my part.


Maybe you should see a therapist about it.


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