No that's a stupid topic. Let's discuss Ninja Turtles.

Put down the Bible and pick up an etymology dictionary.

Why does God get all the pussy???

Why should we let women preach about our Lord when they can't even hold a conversation on the Internet?


I want to live in Candy Land but you don't hear me whining about it.

Good news everybody! God is great!

The fact that Harry Potter pisses off so many Christians is part of what makes it so appealing.

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