Actually, hooking up is more commonly referred to as meeting up only for sex.
Does anybody have any idea what this idiot is talking about?
It means you are female.
I do that all the time. It's normal.
Freeze it and smash it off.
...and that's the story of my first time voting.
I like to spit it into his mouth and then passionately kiss him. I've got a boner just thinking about it.
It's going to turn into that sand trap monster thing from Return of the Jedi.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
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It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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