Actually, hooking up is more commonly referred to as meeting up only for sex.

Does anybody have any idea what this idiot is talking about?

It means you are female.

I do that all the time. It's normal.

Freeze it and smash it off.

...and that's the story of my first time voting.

I like to spit it into his mouth and then passionately kiss him. I've got a boner just thinking about it.

It's going to turn into that sand trap monster thing from Return of the Jedi.

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