Actually, hooking up is more commonly referred to as meeting up only for sex.
Does anybody have any idea what this idiot is talking about?
It means you are female.
I do that all the time. It's normal.
Freeze it and smash it off.
...and that's the story of my first time voting.
I like to spit it into his mouth and then passionately kiss him. I've got a boner just thinking about it.
It's going to turn into that sand trap monster thing from Return of the Jedi.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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