Actually, hooking up is more commonly referred to as meeting up only for sex.
Does anybody have any idea what this idiot is talking about?
It means you are female.
I do that all the time. It's normal.
Freeze it and smash it off.
...and that's the story of my first time voting.
I like to spit it into his mouth and then passionately kiss him. I've got a boner just thinking about it.
It's going to turn into that sand trap monster thing from Return of the Jedi.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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