No need to go to the doctor, just get all your mental problems diagnosed on an internet quiz.
Yeah but don't say those things while your penis is hanging out of your pants or else the police will show up real soon.
Sledding is a great thing to do drunk. I think you guys should try it.
This is a great game. I hope they make a gameshow about it.
I NEED A BOYFRIEND TO FEEL COMPLETE WAHHH!!!
I hope she breaks up with you and throws you off a bridge.
This may sound hot but most chicks like this are over 200 pounds.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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