Meet me in the alley behind Costco and I'll "teach" you how to "play" "DDR".

I have no problem with overweight people partcipating in cosplay. It just makes the resulting images that much more funny.

I think you should go cosplay as that chick in the short shorts from Cowboy Bebop.

I'm not touching this with a 12 foot Weekend Web pole.

I would like to know how greasy this guy's home is. I bet you it's really greasy.

I saw your picture in a magazine once. It was in PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT.

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