These are some great forums and I can't wait to get in on the discussion.

Yo yo yo that E.T. shit is the illest.

Tom Cruise ruins everything, even my bar mitzvah!

That's right. You tell 'em.

You could have just asked me.

Fight the good fight!

Why not just get a real girlfriend? Oh wait, wait, I know why. You killed the last one.

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