I think "l337 h4x0r" is on to something here.


I was playing Panzer General but it was pretty boring and I didn't finish it but Mario Kart is better.

Is this some kind of clever commentary on the Xbox or does the poster just have A.D.D.? You decide!

Nobody wants to be your friend because you are ugly and you smell.

You've got to be kidding me.

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