"Twinkie Fat Sac" is right on the money.
"Ludacris" deserves to have a phone shoved up his rectum.
Presenting the biggest douchebag on the forums.
ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN SCORE SOME WEED?!?!?!
Good luck with that, "Atmos".
"Wickedcapedkid" cried during the ending of Final Fantasy VIII.
Ever since that unfortunate penis incident I only have one ear.
"Socratic Moron" is going to have one hell of a mess to clean up tonight.
Drink alcohol today and you could be as cool as "pugna" here.
Ever week or so we get a guy like this on the forums. We simply shake our heads, shed a tear for humanity, and carry on.
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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