"Twinkie Fat Sac" is right on the money.
"Ludacris" deserves to have a phone shoved up his rectum.
Presenting the biggest douchebag on the forums.
ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN SCORE SOME WEED?!?!?!
Good luck with that, "Atmos".
"Wickedcapedkid" cried during the ending of Final Fantasy VIII.
Ever since that unfortunate penis incident I only have one ear.
"Socratic Moron" is going to have one hell of a mess to clean up tonight.
Drink alcohol today and you could be as cool as "pugna" here.
Ever week or so we get a guy like this on the forums. We simply shake our heads, shed a tear for humanity, and carry on.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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