"Twinkie Fat Sac" is right on the money.

"Ludacris" deserves to have a phone shoved up his rectum.

Presenting the biggest douchebag on the forums.

ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN SCORE SOME WEED?!?!?!

Good luck with that, "Atmos".

"Wickedcapedkid" cried during the ending of Final Fantasy VIII.

Ever since that unfortunate penis incident I only have one ear.

"Socratic Moron" is going to have one hell of a mess to clean up tonight.

Drink alcohol today and you could be as cool as "pugna" here.

Ever week or so we get a guy like this on the forums. We simply shake our heads, shed a tear for humanity, and carry on.

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