A pretty accurate cross section of the Something Awful Forums.
"Lowtax" tells it like it is.
"Tremblay" knows from experience.
"Sensurround" usually has some kind of balls in his mouth.
"madcosby" is going to die alone.
That's pretty hardcore.
"Hellsoap" is a faggot. His claim to fame is that he took pictures of himself hanging out with a bunch of movers who were working near his apartment. WHAT A KOOKY AND CRAZY GUY!
Our main forum, General Bullshit! Sign up today! No really sign up you mother fucker. It's not all this bad.
We also have a forum for people to post about their exploding pets.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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