A pretty accurate cross section of the Something Awful Forums.
"Lowtax" tells it like it is.
"Tremblay" knows from experience.
"Sensurround" usually has some kind of balls in his mouth.
"madcosby" is going to die alone.
That's pretty hardcore.
"Hellsoap" is a faggot. His claim to fame is that he took pictures of himself hanging out with a bunch of movers who were working near his apartment. WHAT A KOOKY AND CRAZY GUY!
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