A pretty accurate cross section of the Something Awful Forums.
"Lowtax" tells it like it is.
"Tremblay" knows from experience.
"Sensurround" usually has some kind of balls in his mouth.
"madcosby" is going to die alone.
That's pretty hardcore.
"Hellsoap" is a faggot. His claim to fame is that he took pictures of himself hanging out with a bunch of movers who were working near his apartment. WHAT A KOOKY AND CRAZY GUY!
Our main forum, General Bullshit! Sign up today! No really sign up you mother fucker. It's not all this bad.
We also have a forum for people to post about their exploding pets.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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