A pretty accurate cross section of the Something Awful Forums.
"Lowtax" tells it like it is.
"Tremblay" knows from experience.
"Sensurround" usually has some kind of balls in his mouth.
"madcosby" is going to die alone.
That's pretty hardcore.
"Hellsoap" is a faggot. His claim to fame is that he took pictures of himself hanging out with a bunch of movers who were working near his apartment. WHAT A KOOKY AND CRAZY GUY!
Our main forum, General Bullshit! Sign up today! No really sign up you mother fucker. It's not all this bad.
We also have a forum for people to post about their exploding pets.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.