A pretty accurate cross section of the Something Awful Forums.
"Lowtax" tells it like it is.
"Tremblay" knows from experience.
"Sensurround" usually has some kind of balls in his mouth.
"madcosby" is going to die alone.
That's pretty hardcore.
"Hellsoap" is a faggot. His claim to fame is that he took pictures of himself hanging out with a bunch of movers who were working near his apartment. WHAT A KOOKY AND CRAZY GUY!
Our main forum, General Bullshit! Sign up today! No really sign up you mother fucker. It's not all this bad.
We also have a forum for people to post about their exploding pets.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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