I better go get me a Livewire account so I can vote in this legendary poll!

This just belittles the word "published".

See what I mean?

Hahaha "Christianity" and "be real" do not belong anywhere near each other.

It's obvious that the dominating role is not for you. Become the cat's subservient and everything will be okay.

That bastard!

She should abort you.

I feel sorry for the modern mom.

See below.

Now that's more like it!

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