What an exclusive club to belong to. How do you join?
It's similar to the way my bowels move after I eat at Taco Bell.
This guy is so edgy and in my face!
YOUR COMPUTER CAN'T HUG YOU YOU COMPUTER BITCH.
I wish he had shot and killed you all. He's no proper cowboy!
All those phone sex operators are just fat hairy women with sexy voices.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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