What an exclusive club to belong to. How do you join?
It's similar to the way my bowels move after I eat at Taco Bell.
This guy is so edgy and in my face!
YOUR COMPUTER CAN'T HUG YOU YOU COMPUTER BITCH.
I wish he had shot and killed you all. He's no proper cowboy!
All those phone sex operators are just fat hairy women with sexy voices.
Donald Trump is constantly being compared to infamous political figures and villains from movies. Finally, the correct comparison is here.
Now that Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize in literature, hopefully these other great musicians will win the award in the future.
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