What an exclusive club to belong to. How do you join?

It's similar to the way my bowels move after I eat at Taco Bell.

This guy is so edgy and in my face!

YOUR COMPUTER CAN'T HUG YOU YOU COMPUTER BITCH.

I wish he had shot and killed you all. He's no proper cowboy!

All those phone sex operators are just fat hairy women with sexy voices.

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