What an exclusive club to belong to. How do you join?
It's similar to the way my bowels move after I eat at Taco Bell.
This guy is so edgy and in my face!
YOUR COMPUTER CAN'T HUG YOU YOU COMPUTER BITCH.
I wish he had shot and killed you all. He's no proper cowboy!
All those phone sex operators are just fat hairy women with sexy voices.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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