What an exclusive club to belong to. How do you join?
It's similar to the way my bowels move after I eat at Taco Bell.
This guy is so edgy and in my face!
YOUR COMPUTER CAN'T HUG YOU YOU COMPUTER BITCH.
I wish he had shot and killed you all. He's no proper cowboy!
All those phone sex operators are just fat hairy women with sexy voices.
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