That sig is bigger than my apartment.

No I haven't noticed that. Thanks for pointing it out.

And zero hours doing any actual work.

My ass hurts.

God I hate this forum.

The funniest Pokemon was the one that always shit on my head in my dreams.

Here are my last words. "I need to use the toilet."

Obsessing over Inyusha.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SHORTEN "EPISODE" TO "EPIS"?! GOD DAMNITT SOMEBODY RAPE ME!!!

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