This forum gave me brain damage. Proceed at your own risk!

Big pimpin'.

There's something wrong with this picture but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Not safe for your crummy job!

This looks like the dude from those stupid Bangbus videos. "Fuck 'er dude!!!"


The world of crappy porn sites is serious business. Unfortunately they make more in a week than I do in a century.

What the fuck is that a picture of?

The retarded smilie band is playing at the big stadium tonight and I've got a backstage pass! I don't know what that means but I've got space to fill here, preferably with text.

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