I think reading these stupid forum posts is making me dumber.
Yeah, I bet you those crazy Dutch killed them.
Why would you type out "like" as if you were a valley girl? Oh that's right, retardation.
Wasn't the whole point of the Cold War not that everybody was firing missiles at each other, but that nobody ever fired a missile but we were all really close to doing that?
Faggot can't hold his liquor.
This chick has a bright future sucking dick.
My boyfriend calls my boobs Tom Selleck.
If I could I would.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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