I think reading these stupid forum posts is making me dumber.
Yeah, I bet you those crazy Dutch killed them.
Why would you type out "like" as if you were a valley girl? Oh that's right, retardation.
Wasn't the whole point of the Cold War not that everybody was firing missiles at each other, but that nobody ever fired a missile but we were all really close to doing that?
Faggot can't hold his liquor.
This chick has a bright future sucking dick.
My boyfriend calls my boobs Tom Selleck.
If I could I would.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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