I think reading these stupid forum posts is making me dumber.

Yeah, I bet you those crazy Dutch killed them.

Why would you type out "like" as if you were a valley girl? Oh that's right, retardation.

Wasn't the whole point of the Cold War not that everybody was firing missiles at each other, but that nobody ever fired a missile but we were all really close to doing that?

Faggot can't hold his liquor.

This chick has a bright future sucking dick.

My boyfriend calls my boobs Tom Selleck.

If I could I would.

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