Support for Teen Problems and Issues

Does it make me a bad person for thinking teenagers with problems are funny? No, that makes me a great person.

It's all part of the religious conspiracy. Meet me up in that tree later and I'll tell you more.

I just creamed my panties.

My grandma will love this! Thanks!

I ate some undercooked meat and now I am shitting my guts out.

Unfortunately the answer is no. The sad truth is that many fat people are that way because they don't care enough about themselves to remedy their obese condition. If you don't care about yourself how can you care about anyone else? The only guys who go with chunky women are those who can't afford any better.

He cried because of his boner because he was brought up by a woman who taught him to be ashamed of his manhood. I am proud of my erection! You should be too.

See above.

OH GOD THE ALIEN IS EMERGING FROM HER MOUTH! RUN!!!

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