In the past teenagers threw parties when their parents went out of town. What an age we live in.

Might as well go for number 2.

The sight of a bear made him shit his diaper, but he was going to shit it anyway.

Here are some pictures from this guy's camping trip. I feel sorry for the park ranger that had to deal with these people.


Looks like GoonCamp, except with more diapers.

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