In the past teenagers threw parties when their parents went out of town. What an age we live in.
Might as well go for number 2.
The sight of a bear made him shit his diaper, but he was going to shit it anyway.
Here are some pictures from this guy's camping trip. I feel sorry for the park ranger that had to deal with these people.
Looks like GoonCamp, except with more diapers.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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