I'm pretty sure there are no females in these fetish communities that are pushing less than three tons. It's all creepy dudes.

That's exactly what I want for this guy, more self-confidence about his diapers.

This post is epic. It pretty much sums up everything you need to know about these people. WEARING DIAPERS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL AND PEOPLE WHO DO IT DEFINITELY DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!

Special thanks to Man of Steel Wool, Secks, Max Nitwit, Rocky Top Hennessy, templar187, nonchalance, DCAnderson and The Proc, most of whom are potty trained as recently as last week. Way to go, guys!

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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