Ah, the great outdoors.
The first time this guy went outside all year, and he did it with the help of diapers! Good job, friend.
I love chopping wood, but it's a hundred times better in a diaper!
'ay boo-boo, I was going to steal this pic-a-nic basket, but these homos were sitting around in diapers and I got sick to my stomach. Poor Yogi.
Either he just heard a funny joke or he shit himself. I wonder who's in charge of changing this monstrosity.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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