Gay anime dog.

Yeah, go ahead and blame it on the dog.

This reads like an FYAD thread.

Ah shit, the dogs got into the rhyming dictionary again.

I'm writing comments on people pretending to write limericks as their pet dogs. Where did my life go wrong?

"Just tell her to stick it in her fukkin' mouth! Ohhhh!" -Andrew "Dice" Clay, Giants Stadium, 2011

Dog doesn't like being angel.

So these are the people who got suckered into buying $40 photoshops of their dog pets on a clouded background. Didn't we feature this as an awful link before?

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