Haha my mom's a cunt because she won't buy me a computer. Great.
His mom is right on the money.
Hey, in their home country these women get beaten on a daily basis! They should LOVE me!
He sure did self-diagnose the fuck out of himself. "Hey, this disease explains why I'm such a failure in life. Hooray! It's not really my fault!"
I gotta agree with you there, buddy.
This is the most asperger-like picture ever taken.
Virgin for life, the rallying cry of all "aspies".
Knowing my luck, I'm gonna be the one who has to make the 911 call once this guy takes out a few people at the mall.
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